"Buddha" just walked over, put both hands on my shoulders and leaned in real close so that his eyes were literally about 6 inches from mine and with his "serious eyes" looked deeply into mine and said (while tapping his chest, emphatically)... "If I didn't have you... (really long, dramatic, staring-in-my-eyes-the-whole-time, pause)... you wouldn't have me!" Then he kissed me and walked away. #MyOwnPersonalBuddha